So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Randomize
