Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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