Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
