Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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