we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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