Taylor Swift is so right about you.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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