Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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