So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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