Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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