What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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