You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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