Pants 0. Shit 1.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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