I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Pooping to opera.
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