found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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