Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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