and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it glows. i had to have it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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