So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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