Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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