u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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