if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
there is puke in my bra ... again
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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