susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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