She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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