she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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