what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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