your thong is hanging out like whoa
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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