weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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