bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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