I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
