i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
