Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
