He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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