Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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