are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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