Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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