what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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