i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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