the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
