They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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