i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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