are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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