Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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