Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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