sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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