But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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