NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I will be naked everywhere
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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