Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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