I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i will never coherently bang her
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Help. Why am I so naked?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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