It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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