Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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