Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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