You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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