lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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