I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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